DISCORDIA is the holy book of The Church of Pentaversal Discord, a hilarious and provocative parody of religion that reveres Eris the goddess of chaos and confusion. Like all major world religions, Discordia has a ponderous hierarchy of pretentious titles to confuse, awe and madden.  Every man, woman, child and platypus—living, dead or otherwise—is an honest-to-goddess-Pope of Discordia, and thus infallible. So make sure to get your Pope Card! By believing every sort of contradictory thing, Popes make these things True and Manifest as opposed to True and Unmanifest, and thus bear forth the Great Joke.
 

POEE (The Parathroanametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric) is not registered, incorporated, or otherwise chartered with the State, and so the State does not recognize POEE, which is only fair, because POEE does not recognized the State.
 

POEE Legionnaires disciples are authorized to initiate others as Discordian Society Legionnaires.  Priests appoint their own Deacons.  The Polyfather ordains priests but no one knows about the Popes. There are no particular qualifications for ordination because if you want to be a POEE Priest then you must undoubtedly qualify.  Who could possibly know better than you whether or not you should be ordained? 
 

The POEE Mysteree Baptismal Rite is not required for initiation, but is offered by many POEE Priests to those who desire a formal ceremony. An Episkopos of the Discordian Society is one who prefers total autonomy and creates her own Discordian sect as The Goddess directs
 

Remember this:  King Kong died for your sins.  Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken. According to The Honest Book of Truth, all statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense.